Jimmy Kimmel and Sarah Silverman Split after five years

One of my all time favorite couples have split up. Comedian Sarah Silverman and talk show host Jimmy Kimmel have split after five years. Supposedly, the spit is amicable and mutual. Yeah, right. I tell you, Matt Damon and Ben Affleck are behind this split!

Is this blind item about Janet Jackson and Justin Timberlake? You decide

In her prime, she had sexual flings with male celebrities that she was attracted to. She liked it hard, rough, from the front and the back. Anything went! She was like an adult star in the bedroom, a real beast in bed with no limits. After the sex was over, she would turn and say, "Get the fuck out!" She's not as hot as she once was and she's a bit insecure. Unbeknownst to her, her boyfriend is somewhat gleeful because he has never forgiven her for cheating on him with a famous man. Due to various woes, her ego is somewhat fragile and boyfriend couldn't be happier since she now uses him as a crutch to lean on. We are hearing rumors, that boyfriend has her so brainwashed-he has her thinking, she is lucky to be with him and he holds her lackluster career over her head every chance he gets. She's becoming a shell of her former self behind closed doors with a wounded ego.

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Is this blind item about Pete Wentz?

Which newlywed rocker is freaking out over his newly married state? He loves his wife, but think it's all happened too fast and friends don't know if he is really ready to be a committed husband.

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Do you think having Papa Joe as a father in law sent Pete over the edge?

Anderson Cooper and Grover: Two of my favorite men

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Next Week's Star Magazine

It looks like a great Star Magazine issue this week:

Brad and Angelina's nanny tells all:

Brad and Angelina like to skinny dip at midnight? They eat chocolate and pizza for breakfast? Shiloh has terrible tantrums? All four kids are going to be in the delivery room for the birth of the twins?


This is one juicy issue!



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One Air Sick Blind Vice

Ted Casablanca's latest blind item SCREAMS LINDSAY LOHAN!

One Air-Sick Blind Vice

Morgan Mayhem is up to her old tricks. Well, I guess they can't really be considered old if she never stopped doing them?

Ms. May has a load of talents, but her best (and most often used) one is alienating her amigos. One of the buds she's burned as of late is the brother of one of her former flames, Dare to Do Me, the cute eye candy from a band still pretty popular on the charts. M2 is still psycho for the rocker she's shared several rendezvous romps with in the past, but D.D.'s moved on to focus on his music, good boy. Morg still keeps Dare's bro around, prolly as a resource if the fella ever wants to play with this par-tick groupie again.

Morgy is prone to wrestling up some wacky stuff to put her so-called friends through. She'll call the dreamy Do Me's brother up on a random weekday, claming she just bought them both plane tickets to Europe for that very day. If that wasn't spontaneous and silly enough, Do Me 2 will pick May-babe up and drive her to the airport, only to find out there's no ticket for him. Girl just straight up lies. Can you imagine that in Los Angeles? Oh, you shouldn't treat pals like that, M2, especially when they're related to amours you may want to snag back once you're finished with your current, more curious, conquests.

But listen up: Maybe it's not all drugs, dudes and rock 'n' roll with Mayhem, after all. Close buds swears Morgan's got a bona fide mental disorder that would explain her notorious behavior. It ain't chemicals or drink that's driving this doll up the walls—just like Britney's problemos were more brain-centered than everyone first thought. For real: Morgan insists there exists, somewhere in ultraluxurious, née looney, la-la land, a special private jet that takes celebs from L.A. to London in one hour. Swears.

Jeez, why isn't somebody helping this broad? She's screaming for aid, really. Nobody's listening.

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Is Britney preggers?

Is Britney Spears pregnant? Or has she just gained weight from her bipolar meds? The speculation is endless. The fact that Britney has no taste in clothes is undeniable.


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