Jimmy Kimmel and Sarah Silverman Split after five years

One of my all time favorite couples have split up. Comedian Sarah Silverman and talk show host Jimmy Kimmel have split after five years. Supposedly, the spit is amicable and mutual. Yeah, right. I tell you, Matt Damon and Ben Affleck are behind this split!

Is this blind item about Janet Jackson and Justin Timberlake? You decide

In her prime, she had sexual flings with male celebrities that she was attracted to. She liked it hard, rough, from the front and the back. Anything went! She was like an adult star in the bedroom, a real beast in bed with no limits. After the sex was over, she would turn and say, "Get the fuck out!" She's not as hot as she once was and she's a bit insecure. Unbeknownst to her, her boyfriend is somewhat gleeful because he has never forgiven her for cheating on him with a famous man. Due to various woes, her ego is somewhat fragile and boyfriend couldn't be happier since she now uses him as a crutch to lean on. We are hearing rumors, that boyfriend has her so brainwashed-he has her thinking, she is lucky to be with him and he holds her lackluster career over her head every chance he gets. She's becoming a shell of her former self behind closed doors with a wounded ego.

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Is this blind item about Pete Wentz?

Which newlywed rocker is freaking out over his newly married state? He loves his wife, but think it's all happened too fast and friends don't know if he is really ready to be a committed husband.

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Do you think having Papa Joe as a father in law sent Pete over the edge?

Anderson Cooper and Grover: Two of my favorite men

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Next Week's Star Magazine

It looks like a great Star Magazine issue this week:

Brad and Angelina's nanny tells all:

Brad and Angelina like to skinny dip at midnight? They eat chocolate and pizza for breakfast? Shiloh has terrible tantrums? All four kids are going to be in the delivery room for the birth of the twins?


This is one juicy issue!



Source: Popbytes

One Air Sick Blind Vice

Ted Casablanca's latest blind item SCREAMS LINDSAY LOHAN!

One Air-Sick Blind Vice

Morgan Mayhem is up to her old tricks. Well, I guess they can't really be considered old if she never stopped doing them?

Ms. May has a load of talents, but her best (and most often used) one is alienating her amigos. One of the buds she's burned as of late is the brother of one of her former flames, Dare to Do Me, the cute eye candy from a band still pretty popular on the charts. M2 is still psycho for the rocker she's shared several rendezvous romps with in the past, but D.D.'s moved on to focus on his music, good boy. Morg still keeps Dare's bro around, prolly as a resource if the fella ever wants to play with this par-tick groupie again.

Morgy is prone to wrestling up some wacky stuff to put her so-called friends through. She'll call the dreamy Do Me's brother up on a random weekday, claming she just bought them both plane tickets to Europe for that very day. If that wasn't spontaneous and silly enough, Do Me 2 will pick May-babe up and drive her to the airport, only to find out there's no ticket for him. Girl just straight up lies. Can you imagine that in Los Angeles? Oh, you shouldn't treat pals like that, M2, especially when they're related to amours you may want to snag back once you're finished with your current, more curious, conquests.

But listen up: Maybe it's not all drugs, dudes and rock 'n' roll with Mayhem, after all. Close buds swears Morgan's got a bona fide mental disorder that would explain her notorious behavior. It ain't chemicals or drink that's driving this doll up the walls—just like Britney's problemos were more brain-centered than everyone first thought. For real: Morgan insists there exists, somewhere in ultraluxurious, née looney, la-la land, a special private jet that takes celebs from L.A. to London in one hour. Swears.

Jeez, why isn't somebody helping this broad? She's screaming for aid, really. Nobody's listening.

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Is Britney preggers?

Is Britney Spears pregnant? Or has she just gained weight from her bipolar meds? The speculation is endless. The fact that Britney has no taste in clothes is undeniable.


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Well, is Lindsay a lesbian or not?

Dina Lohan insists her daughter Lindsay is not a lesbian. Lindsay's sister, Alli, would have us believe Lindsay and Samantha Ronson are just "best friends." Lindsay's dad, Michael says MAYBE Lindsay is a lesbian. Lindsay has remained stubbornly silent on the subject.

Well as far as I am concerned, a picture is worth a thousand words.

Pic: New York Daily News.

Just what you have been waiting for.

George Clooney has dumped his latest beard. As George ages, his beards remain the same age. George's latest, Sarah Larson is 29. George had been "dating" her for a full year. I am convinced the only person George was ever faithful to was his poor deceased pet pig. Oh, who am I kidding. I may be married and George may be a gigolo in need of a beard but if he asked me out, I sure as hell wouldn't turn him down.

Pic: Celebitchy.

Liza Minnelli wows her audience in London

Liza Minnelli is performing in London. She received several standing ovations during her performance. I hope Liza remains healthy and alcohol free. Her marriage to David Gest was a farce. He was her fourth husband and allegedly her second GAY husband. Liza the Legend keeps bouncing back. Her talent knows no limit. Here's hoping she remains happy and healthy and avoids becoming romantically involved with men who prefer men.

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Has Amy Winehouse ever looked worse?

Amy Winehouse seems almost destined to die young. The talented singer was once a beautiful woman. The most recent pictures of Amy show that hard partying has taken its toll on the former beauty. Amy needs to divorce that criminal husband and say yes, yes, yes to rehab.

Pics: the dailymirror.uk

Beautiful Dames in their sixties

Faye Dunaway and Catherine Deneuve turn heads in Cannes. Who says you can't age beautiful??


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America is no Ugly Betty

America Ferarra is a stunning beauty. That is all.

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Is Billy Bob Thornton stalking his former sister in law.

Is Billy Bob a stalker? Elysabeth Cherniak, sister of Billy Bob's ex wife, Pietra, claims Billy Bob is. Billy Bob allegedly bugged her home, tapped her phone and bombards her with email. If this is true, maybe Billy Bob is not on his medication. It is widely reported that Billy Bob is bipolar. Elysbeth is claiming Billy Bob is on cocaine. The whole thing seems a bit shady to me. Elysbeth claims she does not have enough proof to take the matter to the police. With no proof, how does the sister in law have the nerve to ruin the reputation of one of the greatest, most talented actors in this country? Hopefully, Billy Bob will be filing a libel suit against this woman soon.




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Naomi Campbell cries on her birthday

Naomi Campbell spent her 38th birthday on P Diddy's yacht. Naomi rushed from the yacht in tears. No word on what the diva was crying about though Diddy and Naomi have a history of confrontation. I just hope Naomi didn't beat anyone up.


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Jodie Foster cheated too

Just call this Cheatin' Tuesday. Ask how many stars are dumping their spouses for the lover du jour.

Jodie foster dumped her partner of 14 years for a younger woman. Jodie and her partner have two sons and are still presently living together. Here's a picture of Jodie and the hootchie mama homewrecker. WHAT WERE you thinking, Jodie? Well, we know what she was thinking WITH.



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Shaina Twain's husband is a cheating snake

Shaina Twain recently filed for divorce because her husband, Mutt Lange was sleeping with her friend/secretary, Marie-Anne Thiebaud. Shaina is rightfully feeling betrayed and shocked. Mutt is still in a relationship with the secretary. Oh, yeah, the secretary also committed adultery and dumped her husband. I think Mutt and the secretary are perfect for each other. Unfortunately, Shaina and Mutt's six year old son is also a victim of Mutt's selfishness and immaturity. Here's a picture of Shaina with the secretary taken in 2006.


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New Couple alert: Jude Law and Kimberly Stewart

Well, not only are Jude Law and Kim Stewart apparently a couple, they want everyone in the world to know. They have been spotted at various night spots making out full stop. Jude Law is a dastardly character as far as I am concerned. He left his wife, Sadie during her post partum depression after the birth of their last child. Then there were the alleged threesomes with Kate Moss. Kim Stewart is perfect for Jude.


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Jessica Alba's surprise wedding

The heavily pregnant Jessica Alba married her babydaddy, Cash Warren in a quickie ceremony at a local courthouse. Jessica is expecting a girl. Most thought she would wait until after her daughter's birth to get married. Ironically, several months ago, Jessica allegedly dumped Cash because of his infidelities. I can only hope marriage stops Cash's wandering eye.







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Jamie Spears is my hero

It was reported recently that Jamie Spears is being paid 10,000 dollars a month to act as his daughter, Britney's conservator. That sounds like a lot of money but think about it. Jamie had to give up his job as a chef. He had to move in with Britney. Jamie has totally transformed his daughter's life in a few short months. Britney's career has come back with her two guest star appearances about how I MET YOUR MOTHER. It looks like she may end up with a 10 million dollar deal to star in Vegas.

The hangers on like Adnan and Sam are gone. Britney no longer has to worry about being drugged against her will. No one is stealing Britney's fortune. Britney looks healthy and she is covering her private parts on a regular basis. MOST importantly Britney has reunited with her little boys and is now being granted three visits a week. If not for Jamie, I am convinced Britney would have ended up dead. Jamie gets my vote as father of the year. He sacrificed his own happiness to protect his little girl.

Source: TMZ, pic, the daily mirror

Sharon Stone may be 50 but she has the body of a 30 year old and all the spice that goes with it.
Sharon was recently seen shopping with new best friend Melanie Griffith. Apparently, female bonding is not enough for Sharon. Sharon was recently seen yachting with a handsome, mysterious stranger. It was just like something from the Stone love history circa 1990.
The more things change, the more things stay the same.

Source: the daily mail.co.uk